For the love of [non-existent] god!
Posted October 11th 2011 at 02:04 PM by LlamaLlamaDuck
Let me start with: I do not believe in the bible or organised religion and I am not trying to offend anyone, it's just my opinion.
Anyway, a bible basher came to the door.
Apparently this person can tell you what happens when you die and how to be happy.
"God never causes what is wicked." So God created all humans. God therefore created Hitler. Hitler was obviously a good man, then.
It also says that "...this promised future includes perfect health and everlasting life for obedient humans"
In other words: If you're a good little human and you do what I say, I'll let you live again after you die!
Great. My faith in humanity is slowly fading, especially when people feel the need to come to your door to try and talk about God. Apparently they've been here before and spoke to my mum. They came back, and said they will come back yet again, to talk to my mum and see what she thought about the sheet they left with us. Wonderful. I'm not answering the door if they come back. I don't go about the place knocking on doors with leaflets explaining the exact reasons I think organised religion is stupid, why can't they extend the same courtesy to me?
Faith in humanity: -10
On the upside I woke up even more tempted to tear my arms apart, isn't that wonderful?
Anyway, a bible basher came to the door.
Apparently this person can tell you what happens when you die and how to be happy.
"God never causes what is wicked." So God created all humans. God therefore created Hitler. Hitler was obviously a good man, then.
It also says that "...this promised future includes perfect health and everlasting life for obedient humans"
In other words: If you're a good little human and you do what I say, I'll let you live again after you die!
Great. My faith in humanity is slowly fading, especially when people feel the need to come to your door to try and talk about God. Apparently they've been here before and spoke to my mum. They came back, and said they will come back yet again, to talk to my mum and see what she thought about the sheet they left with us. Wonderful. I'm not answering the door if they come back. I don't go about the place knocking on doors with leaflets explaining the exact reasons I think organised religion is stupid, why can't they extend the same courtesy to me?
Faith in humanity: -10
On the upside I woke up even more tempted to tear my arms apart, isn't that wonderful?
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